The doctor snatches up the money, remarking how broke and poor and stupid you must be to just carry your life savings around in your pockets and only have those savings be enough to buy roughly 119.62 tubes of toothpaste. They explain with glee that you're now quintillions of moneys in debt, and that you'll spend centuries and centuries as an undying servant and peon to the 
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Just what you needed! What a lovely day you're having.
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